I have an idea! How about I sit on your face

Your face looks comfy, may I sit on it? ;)

Would you let me sit on your face ? ;)

Can I sit on your face?

You asked me to sit on your face so here I am

I’d like to sit on your face.

Can I sit on your face?

I hope you don't mind if I sit on your face

Can I sit on your face？

I wanna sit on your face tonight.

Wanna sit on your face for a few hours

[F] In desperate need of a face to sit on