One for the ladies... or something like that

my titties are in need of a massage. or something like that ;)

Ass gif a day keeps the doctor away.. or something like that

a dildo a day keeps the doctor away or something like that

A friend in need is a friend indeed... or something like that,

The thicker the berry, the sweeter the juice.. or something like

An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away… or something like that

You know what they say, the early bird gets to creampie the preggo.

Lollypop lollypops, ooo lolly lolly lolly lollypop or something

honor, loyalty and sex for the fatherland.. or something like

Big things can come in small packages… or something like that

Sharing is caring , or something like that ;)