My Uber driver said this was all the tip he needed

He said if I flashed the bouncer I’d get in for free

The store owner caught me but he said I can come back anytime

Salesman said I could get something off this way

Salesman said I could get something off this way

Salesman said I could get something off this way

Salesman said I could get something off this way but not sure

Let's share, they said when the food arrived

Salesman said I could get something off this way

The moment I said yes to my cucks's suggestion, I knew I was

HR said to stop flashing in the office, so now I just step outside...

My ex husband said I'm old and nobody will fuck me except him,