All I want is a gooner to cum on my big juicy tits

I can’t believe you took that experimental x-change pill …but

Its not gay your just helping me out with my REAL illness…the

Its not gay to show each other our halloween outfits gooner…your

Its not gay if its just a post workout “stretching” session

It's not gay, as long as her tits are so big that you can't see

It's not gay trust yourself! Your asshole friend just couldn't

No homo gooner, you just thought you were gonna uncover my small

It’s not gay gooner, it was just a part of your bachelor party!

It’s not gay gooner, you were just my doctor helping me with

It’s not gay gooner, you just promised to help my blue balls

It’s not gay gooner, we just love our night time drives together…