It's not completely hard but it's thick and heavy. Bush (gif)

It may not be real, but it’s too good to not share.

It’s not the most realistic dick, but it does make me do this

Not the biggest, but it does the job.

It's not quite hard but it's already dripping

It’s not a pillow, but it did the trick

Not the biggest.. but it does shake! [f]

BUT WHYY??? It’s not as if she was standing there in her thong,

Not quite the real thing but it does the trick

It's not yet Christmas, but it's not too early for me to stuff

Not perfectly shaped but very squeezable! [drop]

Not the biggest but very suckable [drop]