Its not gay as long as you don’t think of it as my cock and

Gooner: "i'm not gay i swear" 5 mins after i whip out my cock

I can’t believe you took that experimental x-change pill …but

We are just showering together to save water…nothing gay…just

Its not gay to show each other our halloween outfits gooner…your

Its not gay gooner, I just got too horny at the bar…you know

Its not gay gooner, I am just showing you my new wrestling moves!

It’s not gay gooner, this is just how the night ended after

Its not gay gooner, if you are dressed up like your ex and showing

Its sooooo str8 to let me fuck your face gooner….

No homo gooner, you just thought you were gonna uncover my small

It’s not gay gooner, I just can’t resist a big booty even