There’s no reason to ❤️

Too Bad, So Sad (request)

I guess you’re single now 😂

It’s not like you could’ve stopped it from happening

If you really love her, you should be happy for her 💕

Good for them 💕

She has no reason to 😈

She's never coming back to you

You could never measure up

Condom on BBC should be illegal

So you can go ahead and lose her number now

My girlfriend loves to remind me that I can't compete with BBC

Surprised?