my ex always made fun of me for being too flat, was he right?

Would you still nail me, even though I'm flat as a board?

I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me?

Would you still nail me, even though I'm flat as a board?

Flat as a board, but still fun to nail ;)

Flat as a board, thinking about getting implants.. should I?

I’m as flat as an ironing board

I’m as flat as an ironing board

I’m as flat as an ironing board

I’m as flat as an ironing board

I’m as flat as an ironing board

I'm 23 but still flat as a board