I'm flat as a board but would u still naile me ? :)

Flat as a board, but would you still nail me? 😉

Would you still nail me, even though I'm flat as a board?

Would you still nail me, even though I'm flat as a board?

Flat as a board, but you still can ride me

I’m as flat as an ironing board

I’m as flat as an ironing board

I’m as flat as an ironing board

I’m as flat as an ironing board

I’m as flat as an ironing board

I’m as flat as an ironing board

I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me?