Would you still nail me, even though I'm flat as a board?

Flat as a board, but do I still deserve to be nailed?

I could spread it for you, but I like to tease😈

I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me?

The Colombian ironing board

I’m as flat as an ironing board

I’m as flat as an ironing board

I’m as flat as an ironing board

Would you still creampie me if I'm 39 and only 5'5..?

Leave a heart if you'd creampie me despite having boobs as flat

I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me?

State a fact, have you ever ghosted someone just because they're