Came for the fiesta, ended riding dick

Came to pick up cat food ended up picking up my skirt

How come I always end up looking like this?

For my hen night, Lindsey, despite my insistence against, got

Met this gorgeous Indiana Hotwife at my office for lunch. Ended

Came here to show off my tight highs and lingerie, ended up naked

“ I came for you “ (re-up)

Repeat after me: brats are ruined, cows are milked. They both

[F] 42 Talked to a Redditor about Anal for Hours… Ended up

Came to watch a movie and ended up with a dick in my mouth

Came over to watch a movie and ended up with a dick in my mouth

I bully my coworker so his 20 year old girlfriend invited me