The wife was feeling naughty and wanted to spice up her marriage.

I'll give you something to play with all night long

My date told me my areolas were too big last night :(

He thought he was just going to a blindfolded daddy-son date

My date said to me last night that my areolas were too large:

My date told me my areolas were too big last night :(

My friend was a virgin before I started taking x-change, I set

My date told me my areolas were too big last night :(

I have a rule where bras and panties aren't allowed on date night

Say "I" those who love dark and large areolas

My date told me my areolas were too big last night :(

My date told me my areolas were too big last night :(