I caught my buddy dressed up…so I had to show him what happens

If I catch you dressed in lingrie…just expect me to treat you

I can’t believe you took that experimental x-change pill …but

Shhh bro! You need to stay quiet or you will wake our bros! They

Keep leaking, gooner!

It’s not gay…I am just teabagging you because I smoked you

Its not gay to help me out at the party and milk out my first

Its not gay gooner, I just got too horny at the bar…you know

Do you think you’d say anything if you caught me doing this?

Are you sure this is just to pass the time of this long train

It’s not gay gooner, just studying in the library gets boring…so

It’s not gay gooner, I just love “walks” with you…