If I catch you dressed in lingrie…just expect me to treat you

You love submitting to a bud with a bigger cock…especially

Its not gay to practice eating ass on me before your girl…I

It's not gay if I pretend to be your girlfriend, I'm just helping

I was just trying to cook when you used my fat cock to get off…no

No homo gooner, you are just helping me end my dry streak😏

No homo if you were drunk while it happened…who will remember

No homo, you are just helping me out because my girl passed out….

No homo you just needed to pay me back for the ride home…with

I could use a helping hand… or mouth ;)

No homo it’s just a funny lap dance…not our fault if my cock

No homo we just wanted to join the mile high club…anyway possible😅