Ladies and Gentlemen, New Haven... NSFW (/r/Connecticut)

Ladies and gentlemen. The self-suck.

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing my semi

Ladies and gentlemen. We got him... (Not Really)

Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em!

Ladies and gentlemen, I have the honor to invite you to a short

Ladies and gentlemen; meet my pussy and my asshole.

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you the world dumbest human

Ladies and Gentlemen, I Am Very Pleased To Inform You That I

Ladies and gentlemen presenting you, Mr.Integrity

And ladies and gentlemen that's how you fall in love

Ladies and gentlemen meet my future wife. Imagine walking in