It's true simply by virtue of being a gooner.

Can't deny this alt ass triggers you, huh gooner?

I bet you wish this was you, don’t you gooner?

Which one triggers you hardest gooner? 😈

Which side are you triggered by gooner

Which slide triggers you the most gooner?

Which hole you'll put your gooner and I'll goon it for u :))

I'm such a pawg gooner whiteboi for BBC 🖤 just wanna be used

Which slide triggers you the most gooner? 😏😏😏

Once you taste me gooner, there's no going back 👅

Which slide triggers you the most gooner? 😏😏😏

Every gooner who leaves a “💖” gets a reward