First time jockstrap wearer, am I doing something wrong?

If my throat isn’t sore the next day you’re doing it wrong,

If your dick isn't getting hard I'm doing something wrong

imagine me doing this on your lap

If you're not getting hard then I'm doing something wrong

my ex said i can't be horny all the time, i think he's wrong

If you don't choke, you're doing it wrong.

As long as my butt isn't red, it means you're doing something

Is it wrong if I use my bed for this?

If you can't get your mummy wet, you're doing it wrong.

If you're not naked on the beach you're doing it wrong

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