Can I add this skill to my resume?

Is this a skill I should list on my resume? (f)

Top skill on my resume: ball worship

I consider multi-tasking an important skill to have

My resume lists "Multitasking" as a special skill

My resume lists "multitasking" as a special skill...

I hope this counts as a special skill in my resume

Another skill for the resume

I hope this counts as a special skill in my resume

I hope this counts as a special skill in my resume

Is being a slut an acceptable skill to place on a resume

This skill belongs on my resume