Did someone said Giddy-Up!

Someone said I was flat:( what do you think?

Someone once said "with great boobs come great boners"

I’ve always said any hole is a good hole to fuck so have your

My ex said my boobs kinda suck...is he right?

hey babe! im at ur bully's! GREAT news: he said he'll stop beating

The last three guys I’ve met said eat ass is to gross

I hate Sundays! My BF ignores me, gets drunk & watches football

Mami went to tell your school bully to pick on someone his own

We met a guy who’d never tried frotting before, so we gave

I met her at a bar and she said she’s free use until her hubby

My ex said I have to go to the gym and make my glutes bigger