Can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give myself instead

Told hubby I was meeting friends for dinner.

[25] Your dinner is served.

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Dinner Time

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

[reddit] my favorite breakfast, lunch and dinner

I'll be the dinner for today;)

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

What are you eating for dinner tonight? Me I hope😈

Skip your dinner, I’ve a better special dish for you!