may I have the honor of causing a boner

I’ll give you an instant boner

let me be the reason of your today's boner

I have the perfect place for your boner

I want to be the reason you get a boner today!

Do I give you a boner?

I hope 37 isn't too old to give you a boner

Am I boner material?

I’ve got a place or two for your boner

Say hello if you've a boner

Say hi if you have a boner

My booty says eat them first before you insert that boner