Hey loser, tell me how pathetic your size is, I want to have

My sounding rod can’t even fit the whole way down his short

brutally sph

I will slap your useless member for not being big enough!

You can't call that tiny thing a dick. You're ridiculous.

I throw the ashes on you

I bet you’re way smaller than this dildo

HEY LOSER

Hey loser, I'll crush your shrimp with my fingers and then eat

There’s so many words I can use to describe that tiny thing!

I'm flat, I hope this community likes what I have...

Its alright little man... I am sure someone could look past your