My ex wouldn't eat my ass, so it ended.

My ex wouldn't eat my ass, so it ended.

Finally invited my bored neighbor to my apartment, and we suddenly

Was having dinner with my ex, then we got bored so we ended up

My ex didn't like the stubble much because it itched his tongue

Was chatting with my co worker, then we got bored so we ended

Was chatting with my ex, then we got bored so we ended up here...

• I think Im sexier than your ex

Was chatting with my friend, then we got bored so we ended up

chatting fantasies of my thick Hijabi ex being stuffed by BBC

Was drinking with my ex, then we got bored so we ended up here

Was watching a movie with my ex, then we got bored so we ended