Not the footjob you were expecting.

You'll never truly know what it feels like to be loved. No matter

Not the vacation you were expecting, but you’ll take it

Not quite the plap you were expecting 🍒

Not quite the plap you were expecting 🍒

Not the outcome you were hoping for.

Not the outcome you were hoping for.

Not The Meal They Were Expecting

Not the mcu movie you were expecting

Not the biggest but I can move it

Maybe not the reveal you were expecting but I think my ghosties

She was a missionary, but not the kind you'd expect. She was