original post: https://redd.it/16i08xx
May I call you my Reddit crush?
DamnASS by EitherCapz
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[reddit] my buds 5 seconds after I call them a good girl 😈
Would you like to be my top Reddit crush?
How about being my Reddit crush?
May your troubles be as little as my waist
Are you ready to be my premier Reddit crush?
What's the likelihood of you being my Reddit crush?
I saw the guy next to me on the train browsing Reddit... Hi
I'd love for you to be my primary Reddit crush.
Can you envision yourself as my Reddit crush?
May I send you nudes? say yes or no
Can you transform into my Reddit crush?