I have a feeling this will turn everybody on

I think you need a secretary like me

My secretary knows what I want at 9am sharp every

Do you want to help me be more flexible?

Redditors always get a better view than my coworkers!

I want to be your new secretary

You need a secretary like me

You need a secretary like me

I bet you would want me to always wear tank tops 😛

I think you need a secretary like me

I want to be your new secretary

I think you need a secretary like me