Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

My ex doesn't appreciate my boobs, so I’m showing it to u instead

Be a good boy, let me rub my tits in your face

I'll rub these in your face instead

I wish I could rub them on your face

Who needs a gym selfie when you can have a boobies peek-a-boo

Flowers are romantic but I'll try to seduce you with my tits

Come rub your face on my tits

Let me rub it on your face instead

Can you hold them instead

rub them for me instead

How about you rub oil on me instead