You text your wife: "Don't wait up, I'm doing overtime again"

She knows what she's doing

I loved when my roommate started doing Yoga, now look at us!

Doing my part, helping the buds

Gooning is so hypnotic I get so submissive I end up getting so

This is what straight boys are doing behind their girlfriends

Just Blondes, Doing What They Do Best (Credit:@jadok01)

I really want to be bent over just like this :333 doing cock

When your girl has promised you never to cheat again and is now

I'm just a black dude trying to go for a swim in the pool, why

W-wait bud what are you doing.. please, please dont fuck my girl..!

My bud keeps doing this whenever I try to change and I don't