My buddy dressed up as a chick for a halloween party as a joke…this

My buddy dressed up as a chick for a halloween party as a joke…this

I told my white bro…if he comes to my house dressed up like

[kik] [perislav1] My bud caught me jerking off to Addison. Tomorrow

No homo bud but I’m backed up and you have a perfectly good

No homo…we just got really drunk and didn’t take anyone home

No homo gooner if your dressed up as a chick…even if we get

I spy on Mommy Natalie Portman while she gets dressed and I get

Its not gay, I just caught you dressed up so you are doing ANYTHING

No homo if it’s in the pool…that’s technically international

No homo, you are just my new maid….

No homo because what happens on vacation…stays on vacation!