Is this seat taken? 😇

Looking for a seat… is your face taken?

Um, is this seat taken?

Is this seat (your lap) taken?

Uhh is this seat taken?

Excuse me, is this seat taken?

Is this seat taken

"Hey is that seat taken? No no, I meant your lap..."

"Hey is that seat taken? No no, I meant your lap..."

"Hey is that seat taken? No no, I meant your lap..."

Excuse me sir, is this seat taken?

Is this seat taken