This is Why you Dont Kiss a Porn Star "Rip Burger"

Poseidon's Kiss

Real princess don't kiss frogs. They ride horses.

*Proceeding to kiss* wait WTF

That's not a trutle but a tortoise

Poseidon's Kiss

From Poseidon with Love

Thanks I hate poseidon's kiss

wanna Kiss this goddes?

would you kiss these pretty lips?

Ethan’s worst nightmare- Poseidon’s Kiss

which part of my body would you kiss first