I texted my husband at work and told him that I had a surprise

Taking Turns

She thought she was alone, but she was wrong. She was about to

Apparently me and my twin sister were born in the wrong bodies

When the quiet girl turns out to be the biggest slut?

I think I’m at the wrong beach

I think i’m at the wrong beach

When you realize you’re at the wrong beach

Turns out I was at the wrong beach 😂

Turns out I was on the wrong beach

Wrong size or perfect to fuck

Pretty sure I’m at the wrong beach