Can I have a seat on your face?

I'm horny and it's hot so that means no clothes today

Best seat in the house

Home alone means no need for clothes

If I show up with one of these at your house it means you are

Home alone means no need for clothes ;)

Football is back, which means I get my lucky seat back too 😏

Football is back, which means I get my lucky seat back too [F][m]

Football is back, which means I get my lucky seat back too 😏

Football is back, which means I get my lucky seat back too 😏

Football is back, which means I get my lucky seat back too

Share this seat with me, or do you want to sit in me instead?