say yes if youd fuck me on the first date

Not much to say, just that I hope you enjoy my body

A blowjob is the most polite way to say thank you for the ride

What do you have to say to make a guy blow his load in less than

What can I say? I'm a sloppy eater

THIS is what I mean when I say I want to be used..

Say "hi" if your penis is bigger than 4 inches

I would say my best friend is lucky to have me...

Say hi if you have a dad bod

You wouldn't say not to this either

I would say my husband is very spoiled

I guess you can say he has the key to my doorknob