Is this seat (your face) taken? ;)

I need a seat; is your face available?

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

Your face makes the best seat

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

i need a seat, is your face available

i need a seat, is your face available

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

I need your face as my personal seat

Your face looks like a comfortable seat for my ass

your face is a good seat

Can you lay down on the floor so I can take a seat on your face?