When your friends ask what you do for a living. Just send them

Your boss invited you over but told you to bring your wife along.

Your wife asked the neighbors son for some help chopping wood

Someone told me that you had a dream last night with me, is that

Someone told me that you had a dream last night with me, is that

Someone told me that you had a dream last night with me, is that

I thought my wife was meeting her friends for drinks last night

Someone told me that you had a dream last night with me, is that

Someone told me that you had a dream last night with me, is that

he asked what i wanted for dinner😌

What will you say when your wife asks why your shirt is wet?

I'm exactly what you need for a great night