When you try to be sexy but your inner dork comes out instead

When you want to be sexy, but you fail...

Been wanting to make this video for awhile, but had to wait for

You're SUCH a good boy when you want to be... so well behaved.

When You Wanted To Be An Athlete But Ended Up In Porn

You used to be the coolest guy in school. But you became a laughing

When you want to be innocent but you’re built for fun

You wanted to be a woman with an easy life; this is how women

When you have to be at work at 4am because the new station you

When you want to be innocent but you're built for fun

"You told me you wanted to be a pilot son, Why did you leave

Needed a cock to ride, but had to settle for the next best thing