You heard bulling in america was bad.....now you are experiencing

You were in the Mall on the escalator when you felt a brief chill

You went to sleep and started dreaming of an elf masturbating

You bought a new remote and I wasn't sure what it did, but you

you told me you have no time, but I did this in front of you…

you told me you have no time, but I did this in front of you…

you told me you have no time, but I did this in front of you…

you told me you have no time, but I did this in front of you…

you told me you have no time, but I did this in front of you…

May I undress in front of you?

You couldn’t believe that the girl in front of you was me!

What would you do if you see me doing this in front of you?