Hey, this seat taken? 🥺

Is your face a comfy seat?

I see you have a spare seat on your face, do you mind if I use

Can i seat on your face?

i could use your face as a seat rn

Ermm, is this seat taken 😳

I think I’ll take a seat riiiiight here

Could I have this seat 👉👈

Your face looks like it would make a nice seat

I need a seat, can I use your face?

Be my seat :)

Hi, Can I have a seat?