Roomie.

Fuck, I'm missing the gym right about now

Doesn't count if you can't see 🤷‍♂️😆

How many shots did you count? 👀

Does this count as "staying hydrated"?!

When you're down, but you know you can count on your buddy to

Hooking up in the gym showers doesn't count... you're just stretching

If he can't see it, does it count?

If he can't see who's sucking him, it doesn't count right?

Night alone for once- would you help me make it count?

It doesn’t count if he’s older than your dad

Does this count? 🤣