This is why you should never take me home to meet your parents

“He would never cheat on you. I’m sure he’s just bored

Home alone, but trust me, you'll never catch me bored!

Why go home and be bored with your vanilla wife when you can

Your step-dad caught you using his home gym. No-one uses it without

**"The Secret Anal Encounter with My Mother-in-Law"** You'll

**"Step-Sisterly Love: A Tale of Passion and Pleasure"**Oh, the

This Blonde Big-Boobed Wife Did THE CRAZIEST Thing In Her Summer

When I'm home alone I'm never bored, I always find some way to

I never get bored when I’m alone at home

At home we never get bored

I’ll never be bored when I’m home alone again