Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Older men rather play with saggy milkers instead of other shapes….

Wife is away, time to play

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Wish I was deep inside you instead

I forgot where I placed my toy, can I play with you instead?

I rather play with you instead of a console

I want you to play with my tits instead

You bitches are so inconsequential that I had to play with myself

I rather play with you instead of a console

I wish I was filling you instead ;)