If I were your girlfriend this is what you would come home to

I would dress like this everyday when you got home from work

If I were your girlfriend this is what you would come home to

Pantyhose flashing at Home Depot

I gave your girlfriend a ride home…I know you don’t mind

She thought she was just having a wild night out with her friends,

Don’t Open this if your Girlfriend is Home, She’s gonna get

I was sucking my boyfriend off as suddenly my best friend came

When you join the military, every soldier gets a brain implant.

You shouldn't have let your girlfriend look so sexy when she

Lets get this over with so you can get back home to your girlfriend

Your girlfriend saw my bulge when I was bullying you and followed