ur gf snaps u this whilst ur downstairs making breakfast wyd

Ur newly wedded bride answer the phone With a BBC in her mouth,

GIRLFRIEND FUCKED ROUGH FOR NOT ANSWERING HER PHONE

answer the phone ... or flash you my thick softie?

Would you touch me like this if I was ur gf?

When your wife is with me and not answering her phone, this is

GF is playing with her phone, so trying not to disturb her much.

What goes through my head whenever my girlfriend isn’t answering

Ur GF said she would help you deal w/ ur bully. L8r that day

My sister wasn’t answering her phone, so I tried a spell to

Answer the phone and tell her that u r working while I ride ur

Your mother doesn't understand why you call them your bullies,