I demand you take a seat this instant!

I saved you a seat

I found the best seat in the house

Just relax and let me take a seat on it

Will you take a seat?

I definitely need to change the seat belts to softer and pleasant

Your face looks like a good seat

Your face looks comfy, can I take a seat

I would love a bearded seat

Why don't you eat me out in the back seat?

Don't mind this, just an chilean girl looking for a seat

Can you lay down on the floor so I can take a seat on your face?