Need to replace this with something that can give me a cream

A big cream pie is what I need

Give me that cream pie

give me a cream pie while I smoke a joint :)

Id like to think Im deserving of a cream pie :)

I think you all should give me a cream pie

I think you all should give me a cream pie

I think you all should give me a cream pie

I think you all should give me a cream pie

I might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie :)

Would you give me at least one cream pie a day?

Would you give me a cream pie?