What would you use first, tongue or dick?

Can I be your secret fuckdoll?

Who's looking forward to grey sweatpant season?

when boredom strikes

its breeding season

every season is bikini season, everyday you can suck my boobs

Trust me, it feels good inside me, I should know...

It’s finally sweater dress season! Your little office slut

︎︎S︎︎︎e︎︎n︎︎di︎︎n︎︎g n︎︎u︎︎︎︎d︎︎es

Is it pumpkin season still? ;)

🎃 Trick or Treat 👻 Pumpkin Halloween creampie special 🎃

. If I sent you this at work, how would you respond？