Remember, on your first date, always go directly for the butt.

No homo gooner as you were just showing me how you squat…I

Its not homo if you are just paying me back for riding you home

"Gooner, you ummmm, you remember that pill that you had given

Don't think gooner, just do it

No homo gooner, we were all watching porn when we decided biggest

No homo gooner, if I am high and just need my fat cock sucked!

No homo if you are dressed up like your fave pornstar gooner!

No homo gooner, you are just helping me workout!

No homo gooner if you did what I said and dressed up like your

No homo gooner if it’s Halloween, it’s just “roleplay”

No homo, I am just pranking you gooner😈