I'm a foot deep in the same hole your wife won't even let you

Your wife didn't cheat on you

You best delete your browser history so your wife doesn't find

If your wife doesn't wait for you like this when you come home

Your wife has better plans than you

Your wife has better plans than you

Your Boss doesn�t just bully you

I'm sure your wife doesn't even masturbate.

If your wife doesn’t send you nudes I’d be happy to

If your wife doesn’t have a booty, I have enough to share.

If your wife doesn't send you nudes I'd be happy to

I bet your wife doesn't even blow you.