Hmm your face looks like a good spot to sit

Your face looks like a good chair to sit on Sir.

Your face looks like a fun place to sit ;)

Is your face taken, looks good to sit on it

May I sit on your face?

Is your face taken? looks good to sit on it

Your face looks like a great place to sit :)

I’m looking for a face to sit on and yours looks perfect!

Your face looks comfy, mind if I take a sit?

Can I sit on your face or is that seat already taken

Shut up and let your mami sit on your face

I need a face to sit on